Dearest Slim Men and Women,
I like to go to baseball games. But sometimes the games get boring. So, when I take a date to the game, and it gets a little dull, we play a little game of our own.
I kiss her on the strikes, and she kisses me on the…
Slim People! We won! Yes! Yes! Yes!
We were awarded Best Jazz Vocalist at the Coachella Music Awards last night!
I say we, because…well, you are the dudes and dudettes who voted. So this award is all because of you.
All I can say is…thank you. Thank you, Slimmest of All People!
I was in Baltimore, Maryland, last night when I got the news. I was supposed to sing the Star Spangled Banner for the Orioles and New York Yankees, but it got rained out!
I was at the baseball stadium, Camden Yards, waiting to see if the rain would stop when I got the news that we won.
We are Big Weiners!
Thanks again, Slim Ones.
Couldn’t have done it without you!
I’ll send you a proper, full-length newsletter next week, with all the details. I gotta go to Philly right now, my little niece is getting married. She’s in love.
It’s all about love!
Who loves ya?