Slim Man Legalize Marinara Aprons


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These just in! The new Slim Man Legalize Marinara aprons. They are 100% cotton, and softer and much mo’ better than our last aprons! It has 2 big pockets, perfect for stashing your flask of Kickapoo Joy Juice.

Not tested on animals, unless you consider Slim Man an animal. We tested it on him, and he was not harmed in any way. As a matter of fact, Mr. Man loves this apron so much he guarantees you will, too. 100% money back guarantee! No joke! Get one for your favorite cook. And get one for yourself!


Includes FREE first-class shipping! Want it signed and personalized? We can do that too, for FREE!