We Are Big Weiners

Dearest Slim Men and Women, I like to go to baseball games. But sometimes the games get boring. So, when I take a date to the game, and it gets a little dull, we play a little game of our own. I kiss her on the strikes, and she kisses me on the... Slim People! We won!...

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A Somewhat Royal Wedding

Slimmest of All People, How are you? Everybody OK? It's your Uncle Slimmy, checking in on you. Just want to start off with some gratitude...thanks for all who have been coming out to Vicky's on Wednesday nights. It's been a great run. Our last concert of the season is...

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Happy Mother’s Day, Slim Moms

Hello Slim Dudes and Dudettes! My Mom gave me some great relationship advice. She told me, "If you ever do anything wrong, just admit it while holding both her hands... That way she can't clobber you!" Happy Mother's Day, you Slim Mothers! The tension here at the Slim...

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Meatballs with Mr. Man

Hello There You Good-Looking Slim Folks! Where does spaghetti go to dance on very special occasions? The Meat Ball. Today is May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. It's Batu's birthday. Batu was my favorite dog ever, and I didn't want anybody to think I'd forgotten about his...

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More Coachella

Slimmest of All People, My niece wants to get married. She asked me for some advice. I told her not to marry a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them. How are the Slim Ones? It's me, your Uncle Slimmy, checking in to make sure everyone is fine and dandy....

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Coachella with Slim Fella

Here's The New News from the Slim Shack I get up every morning and run. To the bathroom, that is. But seriously, I love to run/jog/walk. I do it just about every day. And one of my favorite places to walk is right up the street at the Empire Polo Club. It's beautiful;...

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Howdy Pardner

Howdy Pardner

And Now The New News from the Slim Shack I got a call from someone in Palm Springs, Californee, asking if I'd ever written a country song for a female vocalist. Now, most people might take a look at me and say, "He doesn't look like a country music guy." Well hold on...

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Vote for Slim

Vote for Slim

Hey There You Good-Looking Slim People! I bought a CD that teaches you a foreign language while you sleep. I tried it last night, the CD skipped, now all I can do is stutter in Italian. How are the Slimmest of All People? Is everybody molto magnifico? I know you may...

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Lady Lunch

Hello There You Good-Looking and Above Average Slim Folks! Why don't cannibals eat divorced people? Because they're bitter. I told that joke at a ladies luncheon yesterday and it went over like a...lead zeppelin. I was talking about the Slim Man Cooks cookbook, and...

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Primavera

THE NEW NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK Primavera Sauce I cooked this sauce a couple weeks ago here in Palm Springs, Californy. There were some folks visiting the Slim Shack. People had come in from around the globe to pay respects to my friend, Abe, who passed away...

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