Slim Man RIppin’ in Ripon

AND NOW HERE BE THE NEWEST SLIM NEWS I went to bed last Tuesday thinking to myself... "Donkey Face? You've got a Big Slim Man Gig tomorrow, and a Rat Packin' Big Band gig on Saturday...How lucky can one guy be?" I felt pretty fortunate as I drifted off into a...

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The Man Hat

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People, What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift." We've got the new Slim Man hats in stock. Kenny B. Morpoplar, our Head of Publicity here at the Slim Shack, tells us they're pretty poplar at Slim...

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Dino Eats Filipino

Slim People of SlimLandia, We have a big gig tonight in Laguna Beach. All deets for all concerts are on the website. https://slimman.com Last Wednesday, I left Palm Springs at 8 AM, drove 2 hours to Tateng Katindig's house in Los Angeles. We met Greg Vail there; he...

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FaceBook LIVE

Greetings, Oh Slim Ones, What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows. How are you Slim People? I'm just checking in on you. Everybody OK? I need to remind you about the show on Saturday in Lodi, California, at the Watts Winery. Showtime is 1 PM. Come on out,...

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Root Boy Slim

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People! You might have heard of a chef named Bobby Flay. Did you know he has a sister named Sue? How are you SlimSational Slim Folks? Everybody fine and dandy out there? Just want to remind all you NoCal Slim Pals that we will be in Santa...

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Super Slim

Dearest People of Slimness, What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Hello! How are you? It's me, Uncle Slimmy checking in with you. Everybody OK out there? I want to start off by thanking all the above-average and ridiculously good-looking...

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Herb

Hello, You Good-Looking Slim People!   Willie Nelson is coming out with his own brand of marijuana. I think he's gonna call it "Willie Weed." Herb Alpert should do the same. He could call it... "Herb's Herb." Hello, Sim Ones! How are we? Everybody OK? Fine and dandy?...

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Killer Chipmunks

Slimmest of All People,   I walked into a bar last week, ordered five glasses of wine, and drank them all down in five minutes. The bartender asked me why I was drinking so fast. I told him, "If you had what I have, you'd drink fast, too." He asked me, "What do you...

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Slim TV

Slimmest of All People, I walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress if she had frog legs. She said, "Yes." I said, "Well hop in the kitchen and get me a cup of coffee!" How are you Good-Looking, Above-Average Slim People? Everybody OK? Happy Solstice! I try to...

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Downy Ocean

Slimmest of All People, I went into a restaurant and asked the waiter if he had crab legs. He said, "Yes." I told him, "If you wear your pants all the time, nobody will ever know." Slim People! How are ya? Everybody peachy? I'm just checking in on you. I'm in...

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