My Favorite Reward

AND NOW THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK I spent most of the week working on the Kickstarter campaign and practicing for the Laguna Beach show. If you think it's fun to listen to someone practice, you're wrong. Especially if you're listening to me practice! Practicing is...

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Tuna Casserole

NOW HERE'S THE SLIM WEEK THAT WAS…I went to Home Depot last week. I bought a fire extinguisher, a battery-powered lamp, a Maglite flashlight, and batteries. Then I went to Ralph's and bought some canned tuna and water. Seriously. There was a big earthquake out here...

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Legalize Marinara

Dearest People of Slimness, I have a friend who's afraid of Santa Claus. He's Claustrophobic. Slimsational Slim Folks! Everybody OK? Does the very thought of Christmas send you into a downward spiral of depression? Well, we here at Slim's Shady Trailer Park have...

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Joshua Tree

Slimmest of All People, I've always wanted to see a bald eagle. Or at least one with a nice hairpiece. Slim Folks! How are you? How was your Thanksgiving? I didn't cook a turkey. I made a Bolognese sauce with hot Italian turkey sausage. It was one-a-speecy-spicy...

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Election Day

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People, A month before my uncle died, he poured olive oil all over his back. After that, he went downhill fast. Slimmest of All People! How are we? Everybody peachy? Before we get into the SlimSanity, I needs to remind you to come see a...

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Two Big Slim Gigs

Greetings Above-Average SlimStones! When I was young I told my Mom, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." She said, "Well, Slim, you can't do both." Slimmest of All People! I hate to bug ya so soon, but a lot (well, only 2) of you have been asking about the two...

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Totally Awesome

Hello You Good-Looking Things! When a psychiatrist goes to the bathroom, why can't you hear it? Because the pee is silent. Slimmest of All People! How are we? Everybody OK out there in SlimLand? Just one (promise!) quick reminder...check out the front page of the Slim...

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Oh Mexico

Hola Slimigos! How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan. People of Slimness! How we be? All good in SlimCity? I needs to remind you about the Slim Christmas Show on Thursday, December 13th, at the Rams Head Tavern in Annapolis, MD. For years, it's...

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Sober October

Hello There Slimmest of All People! I only have a few rules in life...one of them is to never play cards in the jungle. Why? Too many cheetahs. Slim Darlins! How are we? I hope everybody is peachy. I'm doing Sober October. One of the podcasts I listen to issued a...

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The Slim Willis Blues Band

Slimmest of All People, I have a problem with procrastination, so I joined a group called Procrastinators Unite. But the meetings keep getting postponed. Slim Folks! How are we? Everybody OK? It was quite a week here in SlimVille... I went to visit my brother, the...

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