by Slim | Dec 10, 2018 | Uncategorized
Dearest People of Slimness, I have a friend who’s afraid of Santa Claus. He’s Claustrophobic. Slimsational Slim Folks! Everybody OK? Does the very thought of Christmas send you into a downward spiral of depression? Well, we here at Slim’s Shady...
by Slim | Aug 21, 2018 | Uncategorized
Hello You Good-Looking Slim People, What did the bra say to the hat? “You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift.” We’ve got the new Slim Man hats in stock. Kenny B. Morpoplar, our Head of Publicity here at the Slim Shack, tells us...
by Slim | Aug 21, 2018 | Uncategorized
Slim People of SlimLandia, We have a big gig tonight in Laguna Beach. All deets for all concerts are on the website. https://slimman.com Last Wednesday, I left Palm Springs at 8 AM, drove 2 hours to Tateng Katindig’s house in Los Angeles. We met Greg Vail there;...
by Slim | Aug 21, 2018 | Uncategorized
Greetings, Oh Slim Ones, What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows. How are you Slim People? I’m just checking in on you. Everybody OK? I need to remind you about the show on Saturday in Lodi, California, at the Watts Winery. Showtime is 1 PM. Come...
by Slim | Jul 14, 2018 | Uncategorized
Slimmest of All People, I went into a restaurant and asked the waiter if he had crab legs. He said, “Yes.” I told him, “If you wear your pants all the time, nobody will ever know.” Slim People! How are ya? Everybody peachy? I’m just...
by Slim | Feb 23, 2018 | Uncategorized
So…last weekend, there was a memorial service for my friend, Abe. He was 97, a colonel in the Army, and one of the good guys. He was smart, well-read, well-traveled, kept himself in great shape, was thoughtful and generous and kind and strong and had a sense of...
