Legalize Marinara

Dearest People of Slimness, I have a friend who’s afraid of Santa Claus. He’s Claustrophobic. Slimsational Slim Folks! Everybody OK? Does the very thought of Christmas send you into a downward spiral of depression? Well, we here at Slim’s Shady...

The Man Hat

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People, What did the bra say to the hat? “You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift.” We’ve got the new Slim Man hats in stock. Kenny B. Morpoplar, our Head of Publicity here at the Slim Shack, tells us...

Dino Eats Filipino

Slim People of SlimLandia, We have a big gig tonight in Laguna Beach. All deets for all concerts are on the website. https://slimman.com Last Wednesday, I left Palm Springs at 8 AM, drove 2 hours to Tateng Katindig’s house in Los Angeles. We met Greg Vail there;...

FaceBook LIVE

Greetings, Oh Slim Ones, What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows. How are you Slim People? I’m just checking in on you. Everybody OK? I need to remind you about the show on Saturday in Lodi, California, at the Watts Winery. Showtime is 1 PM. Come...

Downy Ocean

Slimmest of All People, I went into a restaurant and asked the waiter if he had crab legs. He said, “Yes.” I told him, “If you wear your pants all the time, nobody will ever know.” Slim People! How are ya? Everybody peachy? I’m just...

21 Gun Salute

So…last weekend, there was a memorial service for my friend, Abe. He was 97, a colonel in the Army, and one of the good guys. He was smart, well-read, well-traveled, kept himself in great shape, was thoughtful and generous and kind and strong and had a sense of...