Downy Ocean

Slimmest of All People, I went into a restaurant and asked the waiter if he had crab legs. He said, “Yes.” I told him, “If you wear your pants all the time, nobody will ever know.” Slim People! How are ya? Everybody peachy? I’m just...

21 Gun Salute

So…last weekend, there was a memorial service for my friend, Abe. He was 97, a colonel in the Army, and one of the good guys. He was smart, well-read, well-traveled, kept himself in great shape, was thoughtful and generous and kind and strong and had a sense of...

The Week Before Thanksgiving

Dear Slim Folks, I just want to thank you Slim People for all the kind words about the passing of my friend Abe. He was one of the good guys, and I appreciate the encouraging words. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again…Slim Folks are the best....

Slim Man Tongue-Tied

Dearest Slim Men and Women, Happy Fourth of July! How are the Slimmest of All People? I had to push back the launch date for the Hobnobbon’ with Slim Man podcast, which may not sound like good news, but it is. Why? Well, it’s a long story but a good one....

A Day in the Life of Slim

Dearest Slim Guys and Gals, You probably know that Liberace, the piano player, lived here in Palm Springs, CA. But did you know that Liberace had a sister named Mary? You’ve probably heard of her… Mariachi. This is your last chance to vote for Slim Man....

Rockabye Baby

Hello There Mighty Men and Women of Slimness!   How is SlimNation? Happy Fourth! This is a very patriotic time of year. I’m a patriotic guy. I even wrote a new national anthem in honor of the founding of our great country. I’m calling it…...