Downy Ocean

by | Jul 14, 2018 | Uncategorized

Slimmest of All People, I went into a restaurant and asked the waiter if he had crab legs. He said, “Yes.” I told him, “If you wear your pants all the time, nobody will ever know.” Slim People! How are ya? Everybody peachy? I’m just...

21 Gun Salute

by | Feb 23, 2018 | Uncategorized

So…last weekend, there was a memorial service for my friend, Abe. He was 97, a colonel in the Army, and one of the good guys. He was smart, well-read, well-traveled, kept himself in great shape, was thoughtful and generous and kind and strong and had a sense of...

The Week Before Thanksgiving

by | Dec 2, 2017 | Uncategorized

Dear Slim Folks, I just want to thank you Slim People for all the kind words about the passing of my friend Abe. He was one of the good guys, and I appreciate the encouraging words. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again…Slim Folks are the best....

Slim Man Tongue-Tied

by | Jul 3, 2017 | Uncategorized

Dearest Slim Men and Women, Happy Fourth of July! How are the Slimmest of All People? I had to push back the launch date for the Hobnobbon’ with Slim Man podcast, which may not sound like good news, but it is. Why? Well, it’s a long story but a good one....

A Day in the Life of Slim

by | May 2, 2017 | Uncategorized

Dearest Slim Guys and Gals, You probably know that Liberace, the piano player, lived here in Palm Springs, CA. But did you know that Liberace had a sister named Mary? You’ve probably heard of her… Mariachi. This is your last chance to vote for Slim Man....

Rockabye Baby

by | Jul 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

Hello There Mighty Men and Women of Slimness!   How is SlimNation? Happy Fourth! This is a very patriotic time of year. I’m a patriotic guy. I even wrote a new national anthem in honor of the founding of our great country. I’m calling it…...