Slim Man RIppin’ in Ripon

AND NOW HERE BE THE NEWEST SLIM NEWS I went to bed last Tuesday thinking to myself… “Donkey Face? You’ve got a Big Slim Man Gig tomorrow, and a Rat Packin’ Big Band gig on Saturday…How lucky can one guy be?” I felt pretty fortunate...

Root Boy Slim

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People! You might have heard of a chef named Bobby Flay. Did you know he has a sister named Sue? How are you SlimSational Slim Folks? Everybody fine and dandy out there? Just want to remind all you NoCal Slim Pals that we will be in Santa...

Super Slim

Dearest People of Slimness, What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Hello! How are you? It’s me, Uncle Slimmy checking in with you. Everybody OK out there? I want to start off by thanking all the above-average and ridiculously...

Herb

Hello, You Good-Looking Slim People!   Willie Nelson is coming out with his own brand of marijuana. I think he’s gonna call it “Willie Weed.” Herb Alpert should do the same. He could call it… “Herb’s Herb.” Hello, Sim Ones!...

Killer Chipmunks

Slimmest of All People,   I walked into a bar last week, ordered five glasses of wine, and drank them all down in five minutes. The bartender asked me why I was drinking so fast. I told him, “If you had what I have, you’d drink fast, too.” He asked...

Slim TV

Slimmest of All People, I walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress if she had frog legs. She said, “Yes.” I said, “Well hop in the kitchen and get me a cup of coffee!” How are you Good-Looking, Above-Average Slim People? Everybody OK?...