Herb

Hello, You Good-Looking Slim People!   Willie Nelson is coming out with his own brand of marijuana. I think he’s gonna call it “Willie Weed.” Herb Alpert should do the same. He could call it… “Herb’s Herb.” Hello, Sim Ones!...

Killer Chipmunks

Slimmest of All People,   I walked into a bar last week, ordered five glasses of wine, and drank them all down in five minutes. The bartender asked me why I was drinking so fast. I told him, “If you had what I have, you’d drink fast, too.” He asked...

Slim TV

Slimmest of All People, I walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress if she had frog legs. She said, “Yes.” I said, “Well hop in the kitchen and get me a cup of coffee!” How are you Good-Looking, Above-Average Slim People? Everybody OK?...

A Somewhat Royal Wedding

Slimmest of All People, How are you? Everybody OK? It’s your Uncle Slimmy, checking in on you. Just want to start off with some gratitude…thanks for all who have been coming out to Vicky’s on Wednesday nights. It’s been a great run. Our last...

Meatballs with Mr. Man

Hello There You Good-Looking Slim Folks! Where does spaghetti go to dance on very special occasions? The Meat Ball. Today is May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. It’s Batu’s birthday. Batu was my favorite dog ever, and I didn’t want anybody to think I’d...

Coachella with Slim Fella

Here’s The New News from the Slim Shack I get up every morning and run. To the bathroom, that is. But seriously, I love to run/jog/walk. I do it just about every day. And one of my favorite places to walk is right up the street at the Empire Polo Club....