SlimOlympics

Hello SlimSational Slim People,   Before we dive into the Olympic-size pool of Slimness, I need to take care of some business… I’ve got a Slim Solo show this Thursday, August 18th, at San Juan Hills Golf Resort in San Juan Capistrano, CA. I’ll be...

A Capitol Idea

Super-Duper Men and Women of Slimness,   Hello! How are you? Everybody good? A ton of folks showed up for the Festival of Arts in Laguna Beach last Saturday. What a blast! Thank you, Slim People! Now I’ve got to ask you to come out to another show! I’m...

Earthquake

Greetings My Good-Looking Slim Dudes and Dolls,   What a week it was at Slim’s Shady Trailer Park… It was 124 degrees in Palm Springs on Monday. It was so hot that a camel knocked on my door and asked if he could come in to get out of the heat. Last week I...
FaceBook Clowns

FaceBook Clowns

Slimmest of All People! I got a few things to tell you about. I’m doing a cooking class on Saturday, June 18th, at Kitchen Kitchen in Indian Wells, CA, right outside of Palm Springs. I’m preparing three dishes; a potato and leek soup (vichyssoise), my...
Blowing Smoke

Blowing Smoke

Dearest People of Slimness, Our Head of Slim Merch, Selma Krapoff, insists that I pump up the cookbook so we can afford indoor plumbing here at Slim’s Shady Trailer Park. So buy a cookbook, will ya? Father’s Day is right around the corner. Can you imagine...
Slim Man is a Big Weiner

Slim Man is a Big Weiner

Dearest Slim Dudes and Dolls, I’m a big weiner. I won Best Jazz Vocalist Award at the Coachella Music Awards last night. All because of you, you SlimSational Slim People! You voted, and even though I’ve got an even bigger head than before, I promise I...