Oh Mexico

Hola Slimigos! How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan. People of Slimness! How we be? All good in SlimCity? I needs to remind you about the Slim Christmas Show on Thursday, December 13th, at the Rams Head Tavern in Annapolis, MD. For years,...

Sober October

Hello There Slimmest of All People! I only have a few rules in life…one of them is to never play cards in the jungle. Why? Too many cheetahs. Slim Darlins! How are we? I hope everybody is peachy. I’m doing Sober October. One of the podcasts I listen to...

The Slim Willis Blues Band

Slimmest of All People, I have a problem with procrastination, so I joined a group called Procrastinators Unite. But the meetings keep getting postponed. Slim Folks! How are we? Everybody OK? It was quite a week here in SlimVille… I went to visit my brother, the...

Slim Man RIppin’ in Ripon

AND NOW HERE BE THE NEWEST SLIM NEWS I went to bed last Tuesday thinking to myself… “Donkey Face? You’ve got a Big Slim Man Gig tomorrow, and a Rat Packin’ Big Band gig on Saturday…How lucky can one guy be?” I felt pretty fortunate...

Root Boy Slim

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People! You might have heard of a chef named Bobby Flay. Did you know he has a sister named Sue? How are you SlimSational Slim Folks? Everybody fine and dandy out there? Just want to remind all you NoCal Slim Pals that we will be in Santa...

Super Slim

Dearest People of Slimness, What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Hello! How are you? It’s me, Uncle Slimmy checking in with you. Everybody OK out there? I want to start off by thanking all the above-average and ridiculously...