Happy Mother’s Day, Slim Moms

Hello Slim Dudes and Dudettes! My Mom gave me some great relationship advice. She told me, “If you ever do anything wrong, just admit it while holding both her hands… That way she can’t clobber you!” Happy Mother’s Day, you Slim Mothers!...

Meatballs with Mr. Man

Hello There You Good-Looking Slim Folks! Where does spaghetti go to dance on very special occasions? The Meat Ball. Today is May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. It’s Batu’s birthday. Batu was my favorite dog ever, and I didn’t want anybody to think I’d...

More Coachella

Slimmest of All People, My niece wants to get married. She asked me for some advice. I told her not to marry a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them. How are the Slim Ones? It’s me, your Uncle Slimmy, checking in to make sure everyone is fine and...

Coachella with Slim Fella

Here’s The New News from the Slim Shack I get up every morning and run. To the bathroom, that is. But seriously, I love to run/jog/walk. I do it just about every day. And one of my favorite places to walk is right up the street at the Empire Polo Club....
Howdy Pardner

Howdy Pardner

And Now The New News from the Slim Shack I got a call from someone in Palm Springs, Californee, asking if I’d ever written a country song for a female vocalist. Now, most people might take a look at me and say, “He doesn’t look like a country music...
Vote for Slim

Vote for Slim

Hey There You Good-Looking Slim People! I bought a CD that teaches you a foreign language while you sleep. I tried it last night, the CD skipped, now all I can do is stutter in Italian. How are the Slimmest of All People? Is everybody molto magnifico? I know you may...