My Favorite Reward

AND NOW THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK I spent most of the week working on the Kickstarter campaign and practicing for the Laguna Beach show. If you think it’s fun to listen to someone practice, you’re wrong. Especially if you’re listening to me...

Tuna Casserole

NOW HERE’S THE SLIM WEEK THAT WAS…I went to Home Depot last week. I bought a fire extinguisher, a battery-powered lamp, a Maglite flashlight, and batteries. Then I went to Ralph’s and bought some canned tuna and water. Seriously. There was a big earthquake...

Joshua Tree

Slimmest of All People, I’ve always wanted to see a bald eagle. Or at least one with a nice hairpiece. Slim Folks! How are you? How was your Thanksgiving? I didn’t cook a turkey. I made a Bolognese sauce with hot Italian turkey sausage. It was...

Election Day

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People, A month before my uncle died, he poured olive oil all over his back. After that, he went downhill fast. Slimmest of All People! How are we? Everybody peachy? Before we get into the SlimSanity, I needs to remind you to come see a...

Two Big Slim Gigs

Greetings Above-Average SlimStones! When I was young I told my Mom, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.” She said, “Well, Slim, you can’t do both.” Slimmest of All People! I hate to bug ya so soon, but a lot (well, only 2) of you...

Totally Awesome

Hello You Good-Looking Things! When a psychiatrist goes to the bathroom, why can’t you hear it? Because the pee is silent. Slimmest of All People! How are we? Everybody OK out there in SlimLand? Just one (promise!) quick reminder…check out the front page...