Two Big Slim Gigs

Greetings Above-Average SlimStones! When I was young I told my Mom, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.” She said, “Well, Slim, you can’t do both.” Slimmest of All People! I hate to bug ya so soon, but a lot (well, only 2) of you...

Totally Awesome

Hello You Good-Looking Things! When a psychiatrist goes to the bathroom, why can’t you hear it? Because the pee is silent. Slimmest of All People! How are we? Everybody OK out there in SlimLand? Just one (promise!) quick reminder…check out the front page...

Oh Mexico

Hola Slimigos! How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan. People of Slimness! How we be? All good in SlimCity? I needs to remind you about the Slim Christmas Show on Thursday, December 13th, at the Rams Head Tavern in Annapolis, MD. For years,...

Sober October

Hello There Slimmest of All People! I only have a few rules in life…one of them is to never play cards in the jungle. Why? Too many cheetahs. Slim Darlins! How are we? I hope everybody is peachy. I’m doing Sober October. One of the podcasts I listen to...

The Slim Willis Blues Band

Slimmest of All People, I have a problem with procrastination, so I joined a group called Procrastinators Unite. But the meetings keep getting postponed. Slim Folks! How are we? Everybody OK? It was quite a week here in SlimVille… I went to visit my brother, the...