Vote for Slim

Vote for Slim

Hey There You Good-Looking Slim People! I bought a CD that teaches you a foreign language while you sleep. I tried it last night, the CD skipped, now all I can do is stutter in Italian. How are the Slimmest of All People? Is everybody molto magnifico? I know you may...

Lady Lunch

Hello There You Good-Looking and Above Average Slim Folks! Why don’t cannibals eat divorced people? Because they’re bitter. I told that joke at a ladies luncheon yesterday and it went over like a…lead zeppelin. I was talking about the Slim Man Cooks...

Primavera

THE NEW NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK Primavera Sauce I cooked this sauce a couple weeks ago here in Palm Springs, Californy. There were some folks visiting the Slim Shack. People had come in from around the globe to pay respects to my friend, Abe, who passed away...

420

THE NEWEST NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK I played a 420 party Monday night. 420 is the code name for marijuana, although I don’t know why we need secret names for weed now that it’s legal. Why not just call it a pot party, like they did back in the Swinging...

People Who Live in Glass Houses

HERE’S THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK Last week I sang at William Holden’s house out here in Palm Springs, California. The party was part of Modernism Week.   The house is what they call midcentury modern, my favorite. Who was William Holden? He was a movie...