Herb

Hello, You Good-Looking Slim People!   Willie Nelson is coming out with his own brand of marijuana. I think he’s gonna call it “Willie Weed.” Herb Alpert should do the same. He could call it… “Herb’s Herb.” Hello, Sim Ones!...

Killer Chipmunks

Slimmest of All People,   I walked into a bar last week, ordered five glasses of wine, and drank them all down in five minutes. The bartender asked me why I was drinking so fast. I told him, “If you had what I have, you’d drink fast, too.” He asked...

Slim TV

Slimmest of All People, I walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress if she had frog legs. She said, “Yes.” I said, “Well hop in the kitchen and get me a cup of coffee!” How are you Good-Looking, Above-Average Slim People? Everybody OK?...

Downy Ocean

Slimmest of All People, I went into a restaurant and asked the waiter if he had crab legs. He said, “Yes.” I told him, “If you wear your pants all the time, nobody will ever know.” Slim People! How are ya? Everybody peachy? I’m just...

We Are Big Weiners

Dearest Slim Men and Women, I like to go to baseball games. But sometimes the games get boring. So, when I take a date to the game, and it gets a little dull, we play a little game of our own. I kiss her on the strikes, and she kisses me on the… Slim People! We...