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Dearest Slim Dudes and Dolls,

I’m a big weiner. I won Best Jazz Vocalist Award at the Coachella Music Awards last night.
All because of you, you SlimSational Slim People! You voted, and even though I’ve got an even bigger head than before, I promise I won’t forget you.
How could I forget you! There are only 4 or 5 of you…
But thanks, seriously, my Slimigos. This award is for all of us!
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Let’s have a victory parade around Slim’s Shady Trailer Park! We can put some bells on the goats, tie some empty Colt 45 Malt Liquor cans behind them, and stroll around the compound as we drink rum and prune juice and sing mariachi songs.
Or better yet…meet me this Wednesday at The Palm House in downtown Palm Springs. We’ll have a little victory libation.
Cheers!
Thanks again, you crazy kids.
Who loves ya?
Uncle Slimmy