Slimarketing 101

Hello There SlimNation,   How are you? Everybody OK? I did a benefit in San Juan Capistrano, CA, and a ton of people showed up and had a great time for a good cause. We raised some money for CREER, a group that gives kids a helping hand. And now it's on to Santa Rosa,...

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SlimOlympics

Hello SlimSational Slim People,   Before we dive into the Olympic-size pool of Slimness, I need to take care of some business... I've got a Slim Solo show this Thursday, August 18th, at San Juan Hills Golf Resort in San Juan Capistrano, CA. I'll be doing a little...

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A Capitol Idea

Super-Duper Men and Women of Slimness,   Hello! How are you? Everybody good? A ton of folks showed up for the Festival of Arts in Laguna Beach last Saturday. What a blast! Thank you, Slim People! Now I've got to ask you to come out to another show! I'm doing a benefit...

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Rockabye Baby

Hello There Mighty Men and Women of Slimness!   How is SlimNation? Happy Fourth! This is a very patriotic time of year. I'm a patriotic guy. I even wrote a new national anthem in honor of the founding of our great country. I'm calling it... "You're A Nation, Now!" But...

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Earthquake

Greetings My Good-Looking Slim Dudes and Dolls,   What a week it was at Slim's Shady Trailer Park... It was 124 degrees in Palm Springs on Monday. It was so hot that a camel knocked on my door and asked if he could come in to get out of the heat. Last week I went to...

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Happy Father’s Day

Dearest Slim Dudes and Babes,   We've got the Slim Cooking Class this Saturday, June 18th, at Kitchen Kitchen in Indian Wells, CA, right outside of Palm Springs. Mr. Man is gonna teach you how to make potato and leek soup, Caesar salad, and chicken Marsala. Did we...

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FaceBook Clowns

Slimmest of All People! I got a few things to tell you about. I'm doing a cooking class on Saturday, June 18th, at Kitchen Kitchen in Indian Wells, CA, right outside of Palm Springs. I'm preparing three dishes; a potato and leek soup (vichyssoise), my famous Hail...

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Blowing Smoke

Dearest People of Slimness, Our Head of Slim Merch, Selma Krapoff, insists that I pump up the cookbook so we can afford indoor plumbing here at Slim's Shady Trailer Park. So buy a cookbook, will ya? Father's Day is right around the corner. Can you imagine the look of...

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Slim Man is a Big Weiner

Dearest Slim Dudes and Dolls, I'm a big weiner. I won Best Jazz Vocalist Award at the Coachella Music Awards last night. All because of you, you SlimSational Slim People! You voted, and even though I've got an even bigger head than before, I promise I won't forget...

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Valentine’s Day Gift

Ridiculously Good-Looking People of Slimness, If you're looking for the perfect Valentine's Day gift, look no more. Slim Man to the rescue. Let me put on my cape... Here's a superheroic idea. Why not buy your special loved one aSlim Man Cooks cookbook? 52 ravishing...

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