You Never Know

  Last week I sang at Kirk Douglas’s house in Palm Springs, CA. They wanted me to sing Sinatra songs. I was told not to mention the gig, to keep it hush-hush. As a matter of fact, I didn’t even know where I was singing until the day of the show. When I found out,...

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Frozen

Hey There Slimmest of All People, Before I start in with this week's heart-freezing story, let me tell you about a few things... The Bona Fide song from the NPR Tiny Desk video contest is up on iTunes if you want to buy it. It's expensive! 99 cents. It's called...

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SmartBed

I’ve been thinking about you Slim People. I mentioned that I had a pain in my neck, and wow, your kindness has been overwhelming. Your concern was…some kinda wonderful. Thanks for all the positively positive emails and cards and advice and everything. I don’t want to...

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Slimarketing 101

Hello There SlimNation,   How are you? Everybody OK? I did a benefit in San Juan Capistrano, CA, and a ton of people showed up and had a great time for a good cause. We raised some money for CREER, a group that gives kids a helping hand. And now it's on to Santa Rosa,...

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SlimOlympics

Hello SlimSational Slim People,   Before we dive into the Olympic-size pool of Slimness, I need to take care of some business... I've got a Slim Solo show this Thursday, August 18th, at San Juan Hills Golf Resort in San Juan Capistrano, CA. I'll be doing a little...

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A Capitol Idea

Super-Duper Men and Women of Slimness,   Hello! How are you? Everybody good? A ton of folks showed up for the Festival of Arts in Laguna Beach last Saturday. What a blast! Thank you, Slim People! Now I've got to ask you to come out to another show! I'm doing a benefit...

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Rockabye Baby

Hello There Mighty Men and Women of Slimness!   How is SlimNation? Happy Fourth! This is a very patriotic time of year. I'm a patriotic guy. I even wrote a new national anthem in honor of the founding of our great country. I'm calling it... "You're A Nation, Now!" But...

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Earthquake

Greetings My Good-Looking Slim Dudes and Dolls,   What a week it was at Slim's Shady Trailer Park... It was 124 degrees in Palm Springs on Monday. It was so hot that a camel knocked on my door and asked if he could come in to get out of the heat. Last week I went to...

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Happy Father’s Day

Dearest Slim Dudes and Babes,   We've got the Slim Cooking Class this Saturday, June 18th, at Kitchen Kitchen in Indian Wells, CA, right outside of Palm Springs. Mr. Man is gonna teach you how to make potato and leek soup, Caesar salad, and chicken Marsala. Did we...

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FaceBook Clowns

Slimmest of All People! I got a few things to tell you about. I'm doing a cooking class on Saturday, June 18th, at Kitchen Kitchen in Indian Wells, CA, right outside of Palm Springs. I'm preparing three dishes; a potato and leek soup (vichyssoise), my famous Hail...

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