The Week Before Thanksgiving

Dear Slim Folks, I just want to thank you Slim People for all the kind words about the passing of my friend Abe. He was one of the good guys, and I appreciate the encouraging words. I've said it once, I'll say it again...Slim Folks are the best. Above-average and...

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Kickin’ Chicken

Hello You Good-Looking Slim People, If you're looking for something to do tomorrow, may I suggest a Slim Show? Not only is it a Slim Show, it's a benefit as well. So you can boogie down and support a good cause at the same time. Even if you're nowhere near San Juan...

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7 Day Mental Diet

HERE'S THE NEWS FROM SLIM'S SHADY TRAILER PARKĀ  The world has gone crazy. I mean, it's always been kinda crazy, but these days, it seems more crazy than ever. There's some pretty nasty stuff going on out there. It's hard to stay positive in a world where there is so...

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Marc Antoine Is Up

Greetings and Salutations Slim Folks, I just found out Barbara Sinatra passed away. I sang for her two years ago at a benefit concert. She sat at a table, front and center, as I sang a lot of her husband Frank's songs. When I was done, she pulled me aside and said,...

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A Breaking Wind

Dearest SlimNation, How are you good-looking, above average Slim People? I'm just checking in on ya. Everybody good? Before we delve into the Slim Silliness, I need to remind you about a bunch of stuff. The Hobnobbin' with Slim Man podcast is up on iTunes and a bunch...

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Slim Man Tongue-Tied

Dearest Slim Men and Women, Happy Fourth of July! How are the Slimmest of All People? I had to push back the launch date for the Hobnobbon' with Slim Man podcast, which may not sound like good news, but it is. Why? Well, it's a long story but a good one. Settle in,...

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Slim Sports

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It was a real busy week at the Slim Shack, and by the weekend I was so tired that all I could do was sit on the couch and watch TV, which is something I rarely do. But when I watch TV, it's usually sports. And there was a whole...

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Lady GaGa, the Pope and the Orioles

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It's been another crazy week here at the Shack. On Sunday, I did my taxes. The IRS is probably going to come and haul me off to prison. Why? Well, I put out a cookbook last year. And I figured...I can use food as a tax...

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Cement Botox and Blue Steel

Slimmest of All People, I just wanna thank you Slim Guys and Dolls for coming out to the Big Slim Show in Palm Springs last week. We had one hell of a hootenanny. The band was smoking! I'm not quite sure what they were smoking, but whatever it was, it was working! And...

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More Funny Goat Stories

I answer just about every email I get. Well, I don't answer the nasty ones, and I can only remember one in the past few years...I started a newsletter with "Last week I met a bipolar bisexual. There might be a joke in there somewhere..." I got a long, angry email from...

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