7 Day Mental Diet

HERE'S THE NEWS FROM SLIM'S SHADY TRAILER PARKĀ  The world has gone crazy. I mean, it's always been kinda crazy, but these days, it seems more crazy than ever. There's some pretty nasty stuff going on out there. It's hard to stay positive in a world where there is so...

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Marc Antoine Is Up

Greetings and Salutations Slim Folks, I just found out Barbara Sinatra passed away. I sang for her two years ago at a benefit concert. She sat at a table, front and center, as I sang a lot of her husband Frank's songs. When I was done, she pulled me aside and said,...

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A Breaking Wind

Dearest SlimNation, How are you good-looking, above average Slim People? I'm just checking in on ya. Everybody good? Before we delve into the Slim Silliness, I need to remind you about a bunch of stuff. The Hobnobbin' with Slim Man podcast is up on iTunes and a bunch...

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Slim Man Tongue-Tied

Dearest Slim Men and Women, Happy Fourth of July! How are the Slimmest of All People? I had to push back the launch date for the Hobnobbon' with Slim Man podcast, which may not sound like good news, but it is. Why? Well, it's a long story but a good one. Settle in,...

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Slim Sports

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It was a real busy week at the Slim Shack, and by the weekend I was so tired that all I could do was sit on the couch and watch TV, which is something I rarely do. But when I watch TV, it's usually sports. And there was a whole...

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Lady GaGa, the Pope and the Orioles

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It's been another crazy week here at the Shack. On Sunday, I did my taxes. The IRS is probably going to come and haul me off to prison. Why? Well, I put out a cookbook last year. And I figured...I can use food as a tax...

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Cement Botox and Blue Steel

Slimmest of All People, I just wanna thank you Slim Guys and Dolls for coming out to the Big Slim Show in Palm Springs last week. We had one hell of a hootenanny. The band was smoking! I'm not quite sure what they were smoking, but whatever it was, it was working! And...

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More Funny Goat Stories

I answer just about every email I get. Well, I don't answer the nasty ones, and I can only remember one in the past few years...I started a newsletter with "Last week I met a bipolar bisexual. There might be a joke in there somewhere..." I got a long, angry email from...

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More Goat Stories

I'm still getting emails about goats. It all started with a newsletter I wrote a few weeks back about how I met a woman at a dinner party who was disappointed that I didn't actually own any goats. I told her that the photo I use in these newsletters is...not a photo...

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A Day in the Life of Slim

Dearest Slim Guys and Gals, You probably know that Liberace, the piano player, lived here in Palm Springs, CA. But did you know that Liberace had a sister named Mary? You've probably heard of her... Mariachi. This is your last chance to vote for Slim Man. I've been...

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