Slim Man Tongue-Tied

Dearest Slim Men and Women, Happy Fourth of July! How are the Slimmest of All People? I had to push back the launch date for the Hobnobbon' with Slim Man podcast, which may not sound like good news, but it is. Why? Well, it's a long story but a good one. Settle in,...

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Slim Sports

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It was a real busy week at the Slim Shack, and by the weekend I was so tired that all I could do was sit on the couch and watch TV, which is something I rarely do. But when I watch TV, it's usually sports. And there was a whole...

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Lady GaGa, the Pope and the Orioles

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It's been another crazy week here at the Shack. On Sunday, I did my taxes. The IRS is probably going to come and haul me off to prison. Why? Well, I put out a cookbook last year. And I figured...I can use food as a tax...

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Cement Botox and Blue Steel

Slimmest of All People, I just wanna thank you Slim Guys and Dolls for coming out to the Big Slim Show in Palm Springs last week. We had one hell of a hootenanny. The band was smoking! I'm not quite sure what they were smoking, but whatever it was, it was working! And...

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More Funny Goat Stories

I answer just about every email I get. Well, I don't answer the nasty ones, and I can only remember one in the past few years...I started a newsletter with "Last week I met a bipolar bisexual. There might be a joke in there somewhere..." I got a long, angry email from...

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More Goat Stories

I'm still getting emails about goats. It all started with a newsletter I wrote a few weeks back about how I met a woman at a dinner party who was disappointed that I didn't actually own any goats. I told her that the photo I use in these newsletters is...not a photo...

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A Day in the Life of Slim

Dearest Slim Guys and Gals, You probably know that Liberace, the piano player, lived here in Palm Springs, CA. But did you know that Liberace had a sister named Mary? You've probably heard of her... Mariachi. This is your last chance to vote for Slim Man. I've been...

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Goat Story

Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether I’m joking or serious. So, from now on, when I’m serious, I’ll say something like…” Seriously.” If it’s a true story, I’ll start off with something like… “True story.” True story. I was at a wonderful party last month when a lovely...

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You Never Know

  Last week I sang at Kirk Douglas’s house in Palm Springs, CA. They wanted me to sing Sinatra songs. I was told not to mention the gig, to keep it hush-hush. As a matter of fact, I didn’t even know where I was singing until the day of the show. When I found out,...

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Frozen

Hey There Slimmest of All People, Before I start in with this week's heart-freezing story, let me tell you about a few things... The Bona Fide song from the NPR Tiny Desk video contest is up on iTunes if you want to buy it. It's expensive! 99 cents. It's called...

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