Lady GaGa, the Pope and the Orioles

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It’s been another crazy week here at the Shack. On Sunday, I did my taxes. The IRS is probably going to come and haul me off to prison. Why? Well, I put out a cookbook last year. And I figured…I can use food as a...

Cement Botox and Blue Steel

Slimmest of All People, I just wanna thank you Slim Guys and Dolls for coming out to the Big Slim Show in Palm Springs last week. We had one hell of a hootenanny. The band was smoking! I’m not quite sure what they were smoking, but whatever it was, it was...

More Funny Goat Stories

I answer just about every email I get. Well, I don’t answer the nasty ones, and I can only remember one in the past few years…I started a newsletter with “Last week I met a bipolar bisexual. There might be a joke in there somewhere…” I...

More Goat Stories

I’m still getting emails about goats. It all started with a newsletter I wrote a few weeks back about how I met a woman at a dinner party who was disappointed that I didn’t actually own any goats. I told her that the photo I use in these newsletters...