More Funny Goat Stories

I answer just about every email I get. Well, I don’t answer the nasty ones, and I can only remember one in the past few years…I started a newsletter with “Last week I met a bipolar bisexual. There might be a joke in there somewhere…” I...

More Goat Stories

I’m still getting emails about goats. It all started with a newsletter I wrote a few weeks back about how I met a woman at a dinner party who was disappointed that I didn’t actually own any goats. I told her that the photo I use in these newsletters...

Goat Story

Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether I’m joking or serious. So, from now on, when I’m serious, I’ll say something like…” Seriously.” If it’s a true story, I’ll start off with something like… “True story.” True story. I was at a wonderful party last month when a lovely...

You Never Know

  Last week I sang at Kirk Douglas’s house in Palm Springs, CA. They wanted me to sing Sinatra songs. I was told not to mention the gig, to keep it hush-hush. As a matter of fact, I didn’t even know where I was singing until the day of the show. When I found out,...

Frozen

Hey There Slimmest of All People, Before I start in with this week’s heart-freezing story, let me tell you about a few things… The Bona Fide song from the NPR Tiny Desk video contest is up on iTunes if you want to buy it. It’s expensive! 99 cents....

SmartBed

I’ve been thinking about you Slim People. I mentioned that I had a pain in my neck, and wow, your kindness has been overwhelming. Your concern was…some kinda wonderful. Thanks for all the positively positive emails and cards and advice and everything. I don’t want to...