Lady GaGa, the Pope and the Orioles

AND NOW ALL THE NEWS FROM THE SLIM SHACK It’s been another crazy week here at the Shack. On Sunday, I did my taxes. The IRS is probably going to come and haul me off to prison. Why? Well, I put out a cookbook last year. And I figured…I can use food as a...

Cement Botox and Blue Steel

Slimmest of All People, I just wanna thank you Slim Guys and Dolls for coming out to the Big Slim Show in Palm Springs last week. We had one hell of a hootenanny. The band was smoking! I’m not quite sure what they were smoking, but whatever it was, it was...

More Funny Goat Stories

I answer just about every email I get. Well, I don’t answer the nasty ones, and I can only remember one in the past few years…I started a newsletter with “Last week I met a bipolar bisexual. There might be a joke in there somewhere…” I...

More Goat Stories

I’m still getting emails about goats. It all started with a newsletter I wrote a few weeks back about how I met a woman at a dinner party who was disappointed that I didn’t actually own any goats. I told her that the photo I use in these newsletters...

A Day in the Life of Slim

Dearest Slim Guys and Gals, You probably know that Liberace, the piano player, lived here in Palm Springs, CA. But did you know that Liberace had a sister named Mary? You’ve probably heard of her… Mariachi. This is your last chance to vote for Slim Man....